What's in this bag?

Margie has asked me to participate in a bag challenge and that means showing you what is in my bag. Now that is one embarrassing question for an untidy bag girl like me..... I am turning it upside down, so here goes....

loose tissues (always clean though and if I told a little fib I would have said a monogrammed linen hankie)

hair clip - black with big teeth because I always need to clip up my hair

jasmine tea - two teabags in case I cannot have a green tea when I feel the need

fisherman's friend cough lozenges - love their fiery taste

grey leather gloves- it is freezing here

mascara - the best ever called Longcils Boncza (some unknown and inexpensive French band I picked up in my local pharmacy)

nail file - for my non existant nails that have been lost to the olive harvest and have still not visited the manicurist

eye mask - cannot sleep with out it and always carry a spare, compliments of British Airways (my husband, Mr Frequent Flyer saves them for me)

Quies - French earplugs ( the best after the Italian ones), I am not quite sure why they are in my bag..

old passport pictures of my gorgeous children 

Easyjet boarding pass 

Blackberry - I admit it, my lifeline

sunglassses from Moscot - very retro Rayban style that my husband gave me last year

three lipsticks - Del Rio and Lustre from Mac and Royal Plum from Laura Mercier

eye liner pencil - I am always in a hurry and in need of attention

 silver wallet - I don't think I should go into how much stuff is jammed into that (and I don't mean the useful kind of notes..)

black wallet - same as the silver wallet

three Uni-Ball pens - all black tipped and roll just the right way

keys - French keys and London keys

two hair elastics 

reading glasses and a cloth to clean them (lost without these)

loose change - euros and sterling

receipts - too many and they should be properly filed

train ticket from the Gatwick express

my passport - second lifeline after the bb

Nikon Cool Pix camera - third lifeline

The Tudors - season 2, the last disc

and I just found another 

Viva Glam lipstick from Mac and two more hair clips

Ok, I know what you are thinking - and yes, it does all fit and yes, it is the truth, cross my heart (I know, because I have just picked this mess back up off the floor, and shoved it back in my bag). 

This is the last weekend before Christmas - have a very happy and festive one,  xv.

image from Goyard